When I don't have a life I come here and make stuff. So basically every day.

☐ SINGLE.
☐ TAKEN.
☑ TRYING TO BECOME A CAT SO JESSE EISENBERG WILL ADOPT ME.
☑ Trying to become a guitar so Jesse Eisenberg will fondle me.

Top 5 fandoms you’ll see:my blog is unstable
Top 3 celebrities you’ll see: no way of knowing
Top 3 other topics you’ll see: depends on a day
Do I make graphics? yes.
Do I liveblog? no.

Megan: I’ll just snowball on top of that. Also, Fight Club. Female Fight Club. We grease up, we pull in, Lillian doesn’t know, so it’s ‘Surprise! Were gonna fight.’ We beat the shit out her. She’s not gonna forget that. 

‘Bridesmaids’ (2011) 

(Source: prodigal-rhapsody)



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